Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Most offensive insult ever.
I can't take credit for this as it was told to me by a South African, and the insult was in Afrikaans, but the translation is:
You're so ugly you must have been born out of your mothers arsehole because her cunt was too busy.
Never fails to get a reaction. Try it in the pub tonight on the big chap with the tattoos.
( , Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:56, Reply)
I can't take credit for this as it was told to me by a South African, and the insult was in Afrikaans, but the translation is:
You're so ugly you must have been born out of your mothers arsehole because her cunt was too busy.
Never fails to get a reaction. Try it in the pub tonight on the big chap with the tattoos.
( , Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:56, Reply)
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