InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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I went to a girls school.So, needless to say, the atmosphere was bitchy at best. There were the usual easy targets: the fat girl, the ugly girl, the social retard...
The fat girl was the target of this particular situation. Before I go on, though, it's not just her weight that made her a target, it was the fact that she was also a complete and utter bitch.
Anyway.
Her name was Jennifer, lovingly changed to Jen-heifer (oh yes, we're right clever). During a conversation full of bitching about Jen-heifer, one girl announced, "Okay, that's enough. She's not so bad, she's just curvy..."
And there was silence.
"...Like a basketball."
I think I cracked a rib from laughing.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:46, Reply)
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