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Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."

She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Whilst travelling...
In Mongolia, you get used to small orphans begging for money. It really is a heart wrenching sight to see a 5 year old begging for $1 which for them is a huge amount and for most, small amount of money.

So when my wife and I are walking along the main street in Ulan, we see a small child walking directly to us. We kind of figure what is coming...He hand raises up slowly, as if held back by some restrained force, his palm starts to extend and by some unearthly power, his middle finger extends and protrudes proudly as a morning glory.

And as he went past he punched my leg to add injury to insult.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:52, Reply)

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