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Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."

She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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...my first formal warning...
I used to work for a VERY small company. Most of the time it was just me and my boss, and thats it, apart from the occasional freelancer.

One night at a neighbouring companies drinks, I got a little bit merry and introduced my boss to some clients as "This is Tom, he has sex with animals" and "This is Tom, he's a cunt".

At this time I was calling everyone and everything a cunt. It was my favourite word.

Pretty lame and unimaginative, I admit. The best bit was the next day when he called me into the neighbour's boardroom (we only had an office the size of a dining table) to give me an official written warning and asking me never to call him a cunt again.

I explained that I didn't hate him, and this was simply my word of the year that I was using profusely, but if he had such a problem with it, I would stop it. I couldn't help noting he said nothing about the animals, but anyhoo.

That night, he was leaving early, as he had a date with an camwhore or something. He said he was leaving early and it was his prerogative as he was the boss. And I couldnt help it, I just said, "No, it's because you're a cunt".

Must've slipped out after an entire day of being bottled up and enflamed by the following;
- he gave me a written warning in a company of 2
- I'd never had a verbal warning, or unofficial warning, which is the first course of action he should've taken
- he called me into the boardroom to issue it
- I had to sit basically on him all day as our office was tiny
- and he was a cunt.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 5:09, Reply)

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