My dad.
Not on the internet, but does have this bizarre character quirk which means that he insists that I wear smart trousers to formal family occasions.
Fucking cunt, what's wrong with tracky bottoms at a christening?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 8:28, 45 replies)

Passing off someone else's story as your own?
How the mighty have fallen...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 8:33, closed)

MY LEGS ARE ALLERGIC TO POSH TROUSERS YOU HIDEOUS TROLL

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 8:34, closed)

Nice redirect.
Unoriginal man.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:17, closed)

Notice how he's just playing along in a spirit of silliness,
rather than getting all upset at me for calling him out on his unoriginality? Honestly, I don't think AB has much of a future on this message-board.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:29, closed)

The trolls are RUINING this forum MM.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:34, closed)

Go tell facebook

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:58, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:12, closed)

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:18, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:54, closed)

In hindsight,
we could have done with a lot more of this sort of thing, this week.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:54, closed)

It's clinically proven that Steve McDonald improves most threads by at least 85%

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:50, closed)

Oh, well played sir.
*Cricket applause*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 28 Nov 2012, 8:41, closed)

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO I HAVE AN ALLERGIC LEGS.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 8:42, closed)

So my wife went on the internet and told the horrid troll that she wasn't just fat
she was fat, gin-soaked and mental too

that sure told him
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:48, closed)

I Endorse This Message....

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:50, closed)

It's trolling like this that's KILLING QOTW, you horrid /talk person.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:20, closed)

Also:

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:21, closed)

I thought the point of trolling was to make other people look stupid, not paint yourself as being terrified of women.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 7:39, closed)

Completely petrified of them
I went in the kitchen the other day and there was a woman in there so I had to stand on a chair until a man came and took it outside with a glass and a bit of card
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 8:20, closed)

I'm not sure why you're putting so much effort into making yourself look like a tragic mental.
Are you working on some sort of meta-response to the question?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:00, closed)

I'm trying to fit in with the rest of you
It's at least as amusing as the OKcupid joke and it's definitely funnier than the LOL apeloverage wrote a book stuff
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:06, closed)

Well at least you didn't use the "I know you are but what am I?" response.
Oh ...
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:55, closed)

I'd just like to hijack this to tell Legless he's a fucking cunt for putting me on 2.0.



Cheers
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:35, closed)

I can only dream of my internet user experience being improved in such a way.
He's never recovered from that time I took him to task for being disablist and xenophobic.

Poor Legless, if only he had the self awareness.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:40, closed)

Cheers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:50, closed)

Eh?
I can't ever recall you writing *anything* that "took me to task". You're an intellectual pigmy - devoid of wit.

Being taken to task by you is the equivalent of a two-year old telling me:

"I don't like you"

Now fuck off you mental spastic.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:44, closed)

oh man
If you're going to call people out on their supposed level of intellectual standing, try spelling your words correctly.

Secondly, here you are using a man's ethnicity and disability to insult him, plus bonus points for invoking the famous cockpiece Jeremy Clarkson in your 'he said it first' defence:

www.b3ta.com/questions/famebacklash/post630783
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:29, closed)

Cheers
for that link.

If you seriously believe you "took me to task" and won the argument you're even stupider than you appear. And *that* is a difficult trick to pull off.

Everything I wrote then, I stand by. Gordan Brown is a wall-eyed porridge-wog. But to label me xenophobic - deeply offends me. Racist, possibly. At least against wall-eyed porridge-wogs. And the French - but even the French hate the French.

So then, Plumdozer, it seems your biggest online success is "taking me to task". And I didn't even notice. Sad, isn't it?

Tell you what. If you donate ten quid to what used to be called "The Spastics Society" I'll change my sig to "Plumdozer took me to task on.." and give you some sort of validation. Sounds like you need it.

Mental gimp.....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:53, closed)

no Legless, you showed yourself up as ignorant on several counts.
And you still can't spell. Where did I describe it as my biggest online success? Nowhere.

I think perhaps you need to go and read some books. The fact that you think you won the 'argument' shows that another thing you don't understand is what the word 'argument' means.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:00, closed)

Just pointing out that Gordon Brown went mostly blind as a child.
If you think blind children are something worthy of making jokes from, then good on you, I guess.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:04, closed)

and he caused the economic crash which started in America

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:08, closed)

At the risk of toadying,
part of me fell in love with you after I clicked that link.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:56, closed)

me or Legless?
*prays*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:01, closed)

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:24, closed)

So your story is
'I'm so desperate to garner internet points I trotted out some rehashed story someone else posted a while ago because I don't actually have anything pertinent to say' ?
( 4Q just lurking, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:59, closed)

"AB, coming up with nothing original for 9 years, 8 months and 14 days"
Least you could've done is provide a link you lazy shit! EDIT: AB that is.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 2:25, closed)

What are these "internet points" you speak of?
& how does 1 go about accruing them?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 5:37, closed)

Zzzzzzzzz
Internet weirdo stuck perpetually in the past, re-hashing ancient forum posts to an ever-dwindling audience.

No wonder this place is dead.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:57, closed)

It's a good job you've got such a cast iron reputation
or accusing AB of being an internet weirdo might come across as a little ironic.

His wife's fat, you know.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:43, closed)

AB met his wife when he hacked her Hotmail account.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:45, closed)

Hotmail? Fatmail I think you mean.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOMGIMCUTTINGEDGEME
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:01, closed)

Reputation?
I don't give a flying fuck about my rep.

But at least I try and keep it interesting.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:49, closed)

I bet your employer gave a flying fuck when they got CR3's email.
Indiana Sexpest.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:55, closed)

Yes, I often find that creepy internet weirdos display a stunning lack of self-awareness.

( Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:58, closed)

Try harder.
Much much harder.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:02, closed)