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We remember when this was all fields, and lived a furtive life of dial-up modems and dodgy newsgroups. Tell us about how you came to love the internets.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:56)
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asl?
When introducing yourself to a stranger, it is essential that you identify as soon as possible their age, sex and location.

"Hi! My name is Jennifer. I see you like computers. What's your name?"
"age sex location".
"Sorry?"
"age sex location".
"You'll have to forgive me, I'm not quite following..."
"AGE SEX LOCATION. AGE SEX LOCATION".
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:26, 4 replies)
Christ
This plagues me. Anyone I meet on chat forums who says "asl" instantly gets disconnected.

Honda: Disconnecting People.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:12, closed)
Since you ask
I am 18/F/London.

Pert breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:14, closed)

too old
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 0:45, closed)
TITS OR GTFO

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 14:49, closed)

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