It's the internet.
No one has any friends.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:57, 2 replies)

B b but I thought we were Kru MM.
You said we were bestest mates ever when you were touching me.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:38, closed)

MM
didn't bother telling me he was my friend he just used to the chloroform as usual
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:49, closed)

^What Fatboy said^
For fuck's sake. This is the epitome of B3ta - "Would your rather tell us about A. All the exciting, funny, crazy things you've done with your best friends, and how awesome they are, or B. your dial-up modem?"

"DIAL-UP MODEM!"

Dear Christ.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 8:44, closed)

Clearly no stories from you then
Mr. No-Mates.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 8:50, closed)

Eau Cointreau, Msr Lonely.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:29, closed)