I'm shoe-horning this in a bit, I know.
And I have already posted it to links anyway, but this is my very good friend Michelle, who I first met online on an improv forum 8 years ago.

abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2011/10/19/south-parks-mr-hanky-as-rectal-cancer-mascot/

Not all internet people are just meeting to hook up, and not all of them are sweaty handed virgins. Some are just good, good people.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:49, 7 replies)

That links to a picture of an anthropomorphised turd.
You coprophiliacs disgust me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:16, closed)

Shove it up your arse....oh...hang on...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:18, closed)

Ha!
And there was I, doubting your friend's assertion that cancer is funny.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:25, closed)

The implication being that I am as funny as cancer.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:27, closed)

Rhythm is a dancer?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:57, closed)

Pearl's a singer

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:01, closed)

"Well Michelle, the results
of your tests are back. I can tell you, in about 9 months time, you're going to be changing a lot of dirty nappies"

"OOOhhh! Am I pregnant? . . . "
(username failed moderation, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:52, closed)