What is wrong with the following sentence?
"My first attempt at internet dating. LeggyLizzie or some such handle and I corresponded pleasantly. She looked more than a tad plasing, and didn't have the wearing internet dating habit of giving herself a handle to describe herself (e.g. LeggyLiz, BustyBabs, etc.)"
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:24, 2 replies)

What is wrong is that you've chopped the end of it off, as it continues:
"and then posting only head & shoulders photos, so the viewer could tell that she did actually have nice legs rather than wobbly spinning-top shape bags of cellulite."

*click* for the story, in any case. :-)
( benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:47, closed)

personally
I'm having trouble with 'wearing'. how the fuck do you wear an internet dating habit? is it some type of nun thing?
I like nuns.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:56, closed)

Wearing as in abrasive, not as in the Spandex anorak you're resplendent in

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:03, closed)

it could be an abrasive spandex anorak
but then again, why would you wear one of those?
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:05, closed)

why WOULDN'T you?

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:02, closed)