What happens at these do's when Legless proposes a toast?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:34, 14 replies)

everyone glasses him.
well, that's how it goes in MY head, anyway.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:35, closed)

The scene: LEGLESS and VARIOUS QOTW REGULARS are in a pub.

LEGLESS:Cheers
*glasses clinking'
LEGLESS:No wait I haven't finished
*pause*
LEGLESS:So, anyway, cheers.
*glasses clink*
LEGLESS:NOT YET
*pause*
LEGLESS:So, anyway, I'd just like to say 'cheers'.
*glasses clink*
Enter BALDMONKEY
LEGLESS: What I was trying to say in my toast was 'cheers'
*BALDMONKEY raises his glass very slightly*
LEGLESS: THAT'S IT I'M LEAVING NOW, THIS EVENT HAS CLEARLY BEEN INFILTRATED BY /TALK TROLLS.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:41, closed)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:48, closed)

This
Deserves an independent post.
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:36, closed)

Have you ever met anyone off the internet, AB?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:38, closed)

He's met me!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:38, closed)

BGN. Doesn't count.

(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:44, closed)

I've met him, and I can say without any hint of a lie that he's a gentleman and a scholar.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:45, closed)

Oh, get a room.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:48, closed)

He's met me and I'm smashing and he's alright.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:46, closed)

I've met him.
Lovely bloke, and his missus is smashing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:20, closed)

AFK!

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:41, closed)

Everyone gets out a loaf of bread because they're fat cunts and they think he's starting a food thread.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:46, closed)

Crumbs everywhere?

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:41, closed)