Dr Who?
As my pathetic desire for some male company overcame my shame at delving into the murky depths of internet dating I signed up for the holy grail of saddos, losers and psychos...plenty of Fish. However after a date with a man with false teeth and a man who sat down, leant across the table and said "if you sleep with me tonight i won't think you were a slut" when I hadn't even finished my first pint and we were talking about the M5 being awfully congested, I'd pretty much given up. However one night, I hit paydirt. 5 years older than me? Great. Good looking? Great. Funny witty and clever? Great AND a doctor. result! After two weeks of chatting and flirting online we decided to meet up. Much excitement was felt as I primped, preened, ironed me best top, waxed my tashe and all the other girlie things women do pre date. As I walked towards the pub I saw a man who looked 'vaguely' like my beau but squished and left out in the rain. He obviously recognised me though and came bounding over. "OK" i thought " don't be shallow. People always choose a flattering pic." We went to a pub and had a pint and we talked...dull, grinding, inane chat with him looking at me with dead eyes. "So!" I wittered "medicine! Bet that's exciting" "I dunno if I'll do it anymore" he grunted "can't fit it in. I work in a photocopier shop funny hours." "Erm..how do you fit being a doctor in?" "Oh I do St John's ambulance but my mum said girls fancy doctors. She's the one who sent you all them messages. I'm not very good with that sort of bullshit" i didn't even finish my scratchings.
(DubstepBetty Down wiv der kids since 1972, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:25, 5 replies)

My mate beat me at 'crap date' top trumps. She met a bloke who she knew she recognised from somewhere. Got there and realised it was from jury service..and they'd found him guilty..and he remembered her too.
(DubstepBetty Down wiv der kids since 1972, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:28, closed)

I like this.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:40, closed)

If his mum had really loved him, she'd have bought him a hooker.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:43, closed)

Did you see the documentary about a brothel when that happened?
Creepy as fuck.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:45, closed)

Could be worse. At least she delegated.
(DubstepBetty Down wiv der kids since 1972, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:58, closed)