B3ta broke my jaw
"I'm just going out to a gay club with some guys I met on the internet" was never going to be an easy sell to Mrs Andrist, but being the trusting woman that she is, she made no objection.

8 hours after my first b3ta bash I arrive home....covered in blood, no lenses in my glasses, cuts on my various parts of my body and a huge gash on my chin (which turned out to be a fractured jaw). I'm now banned from meeting "fucking b3ta weirdos".
( Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 15:55, 11 replies)

I'll bet you were the only person in the club with a 'huge gash'.


'LOL'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:01, closed)

Pfffffft!
:)
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:03, closed)

Hahaha
That sounds about right
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:03, closed)

Oh, that Baldmonkey.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:19, closed)

So
is now a good time to post the photos then?
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:18, closed)

I was kind and didn't identify you....
or mention the touching, the horrible, bruising touching.
( Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:35, closed)

Hey hey hey
That was Herbs.
(...and any chap who gave us money/drugs)
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:37, closed)

how?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:46, closed)

I don't know
neither do any of the b3tans present.
( Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:02, closed)

(except me & herbs)
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:18, closed)

But but but...
I already have your gimp outfit sorted for Halloween! :(
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 9:29, closed)