In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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Don't ask, don't tellOne of my closest friends came back from basic training to tell us this lovely story.
He was awoken at 2 in the morning and told to fall into formation, which in this case meant a line.
Standing before the entire unit were 3 people, the drill instructor and (since names weren't provided) Pvt. 1 and Pvt. 2. Two guys my friend had come to know pretty well. The following dialogue was completely unexpected:
Sgt: Pvt. 1, tell your unit what you were doing tonight in the showers!
Pvt. 1: I don't want to say, sir.
Sgt: Tell them now, dammit!
Pvt. 1: I WAS SUCKING PVT. 2'S COCK, SIR!
They had to do "up-downs" until the sun came up. Along with anyone caught laughing.
Needless to say, their unit was very tired come sunrise.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 12:18, Reply)
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