People who, when I tell them I don't drink, insist on saying "Oh, we'll have you drunk by the end of the night"
or some such phrase. That's not my irrational hatred. That's quite rational. The irrational hatred is the thought of myself being drunk.
Now, there are plenty of rational reasons for being Tee Total, but the only reasons that spring to mind for me are things like "that one time I saw someone completely legless" or "when that skanky whore came on to me"

As a side effect, having never drunk anything intentionally means that as soon as I take a sip of the inevitable spiked drink I instantly get that warm feeling in my extremities, you know, the kind that happens when you're cold and you drink a really hard liquor. Happened to me with a Coke that was spiked with Reef. That, and the really fruity flavour gave it away.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:27, 6 replies)

Tell people you're highly allergic

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:31, closed)

go on
You know you want to
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:35, closed)

I found a way round that!
All you need to do it get legendarily hammered and see how much stuff you can 'accidentally' break. Follow that up by marking your territory with spew and if you've done it correctly they'll never offer again ;-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:47, closed)

Tell them you don't eat.
They might buy you dinner so at least it'll be a cheap night out.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:35, closed)

Ha!

( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 18:19, closed)

Hell yes
I don't drink either, and I dislike intensely those people who try and get me drunk.

If I told them I didn't like random sexual encounters, would they say, "Ah, I'd better rape you later then!"?

Solidarity!
( Pretender, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:54, closed)