People who walk around clutching bottled water
and sipping from it constantly all day, usually alternating with constant checking of their mobile

FECKIN IDIOTS
(wEEjOCKpOOpONGmCPLOP He is ugly though isnt he OOOH YESS!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:20, 12 replies)

Tell you what's worse
Pairs of women in running gear, 'power' walking at just slightly above normal walking speed and talking their heads off. They always carry bottles of water, which they won't need because they are not actually working up enough of a sweat to dehydrate. And yes, it is just women that do that.
(Valentine_Sprake immanentising the eschaton since 1983, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:24, closed)

Oh Yes!
Girls on treadmills. Barely above walking speed and reading a book!

They give you an evil stare if they catch you looking at their figure, yet stare at your knob if it falls out of your shorts whilst you are on the cross-trainer.
( The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:36, closed)

Got a dirty look from a pair of those...
When I easily strolled past them in my normal office wear and brogues, clearly not the slightest bit out of breath nor putting much effort in either. It probably didn't help that I turned round to smile at them and said "Keep up!"
( SteamedCleaner, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 13:15, closed)

Only one thing worse than an idiot
that's a fully hydrated idiot.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:24, closed)

The mobile thing
isn't really irrational. It's fucking annoying.
(dchurch bah, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:35, closed)

I always like to have bottled water on me.
It's easier than constantly having to go into places to see if I can get a glass. If I don't drink enough my lips crack and hurt like hell and I get huge headaches which lead to massive migraines.

I don't get why people hate people with bottled water... It's the easiest and cheapest way to have a drink when you're thirsty.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:49, closed)

Amen
for some of us not drinking water for even an hour could cause problems
(roadkillontoast, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:03, closed)

Fucking fish.

(Valentine_Sprake immanentising the eschaton since 1983, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:11, closed)

hahahahaha
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:55, closed)

ha ha!

( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 22:48, closed)

He knows.
Because he watches them.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 5:33, closed)

Of course he watches them
How can you kill that which you do not watch?
(apologies_for_length, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 2:07, closed)