right then, here we go...
HKLP (holds knife like pen) scum.

Eating takeaway food on public transport

Chewing gum (admittedly I have chewed gum from time to time ergo – I am a peasant)

ASDA

Children with pierced ears

Eating crisps (see chewing gum)

Stella Artois

Restaurants with pictures of the food on their menu

Three quarter length trousers on blokes

IKEA - just let me go to the fucking wardrobes!

Showing too much cleavage/thigh/leg or wandering around the town centre on a sunny day with no shirt

Hair ‘scrunchies’ worn around the wrist

‘Leisurewear’

Spitting

Sniffing

Lambrini

Driving around in a tarted up Nova playing drum and bass and saying ‘innit’ a lot

Football shirts

Love bites

Wearing your slippers to the shops

Asking people to remove their shoes in your house FUCK OFF this is not the 1700’s I do not have clods of fucking manure stuck to me

Smacking children

Smoking in public places (awaits flaming) and yes I used to smoke

Tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks just what is is that about

Hen nights – pissed up braying tarts, lovely

Eating in supermarket ‘canteens’

Rolling up the end of the toothpaste tubes – gladly this is a dying practice due to plastic tubes

Musical doorbells

Plastic fucking butterflies on the outside of your chavvy bastard house

Gold jewelry

Covers for phones iPods etc

Excessive Christmas decorations

Eating a donner kebab in the street

People who put harnesses on bull terriers

Eating at a Harvester ‘Pub’ - what's with the fucking wooden spoon nonsense. And i'll pay AFTER i've eaten thank you.

People who crunch ice cubes

Artex

Laminate flooring

‘settee’ it’s a sofa you fucking pleb

‘Spag Bol’

Monobloc where you used to have a lawn and now you park your Vauxhall on it

Vauxhalls

The Welsh

Fat people (see ASDA/ supermarket ‘canteens’)

Drinking from a can of lager on a train

Fluffy toys on the parcel shelf/dashboard

The vast majority of frozen food (except peas obviously)

Marrowfat peas

Americans

People who don’t like seafood – invariably scum

Bingo

carrying keys with excessive key fobs and widgets on them

wearing a shirt darker than your tie

women dancing in their bare feet

women walking home after a night at some cattlemarket in their bare feet

arguing in public

wearing a black tie to anything other than a funeral or formal occasion

pre-tied bow ties at black tie do's

put your fucking flabby midriff away woman

excessively styled hair

'popped' collars

"i aint done nuffink" and other such double negatives, split infinitives and so on

car plates with an unusual font - zapf chancery all in caps - classy

getting married in a novelty setting or costume
(unless of course its a vegas elvis wedding chapel - but only if you are not american)

wearing tights with peep toe shoes

not being able to use chopsticks

... i really do have to stop
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:36, 40 replies)

You probably need to lighten up a bit...
With that much bile and anger at the world, you'll have a heart attack, in no time!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:44, closed)

i fucking hate people who have heart attacks

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:46, closed)

notably this is a pearoast from the 'what do you regard as 'common' question?'
ergo - i'm not keen on common people. but i should clarify. i was brought up in a council house and went to my local comprehensive school so i am by default 'common' myself.

so it's clearly 'scum' i am not enamored with
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:45, closed)

I think perhaps...
.. you suffer from the same over-reaction as the ex-smoker who becomes a hard-line anti-smoker.

Edit - not that I don't agree with a fair portion of your list.

Edit - I score 6 on your list if you count a plain wedding ring as Gold jewelry.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:53, closed)

i fucking hate people who don't say "this is a pearoast from the 'what do you regard as 'common' question?'"
In their post.
I scored a nice round 14 btw.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 4:12, closed)

I score
27 on your anger scale ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:48, closed)

I thought "clearly this person is some sort of outrageous snob" but
the more I read the more I agreed. lol
That said there is a lot less of that sort of thing where I live so my irrational hatered is by proxy.

And I suppose it is irrational as none of these characteristics actually effect me directly, so I have no real reason to get uptight about it
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:55, closed)

you are wrong about crisps though

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:56, closed)

and seafood....its all sea lice
but I can live with the rest
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:57, closed)

i fucking hate fence sitters

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:12, closed)

:D

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:53, closed)

Thank fuck you have no friends
you'd be fucking dreadful company.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:56, closed)

scored high on the list then

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:17, closed)

hahaha!11!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:21, closed)

Hahahaha. No. That would have involved reading it.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:27, closed)

i fucking hate people with ADD

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:37, closed)

tl;dr

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:57, closed)

i fucking hate people who hide their latent illiteracy behind web acronyms

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:05, closed)

What are your feelings on unintentional irony?
Say ... oh ... people who misuse a straightforward word like "latent" while attempting to make a point about literacy?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:17, closed)

i fucking hate people who think they understand context a word has been used in
la·tent

–adjective
present but not visible, apparent, or actualized; existing as potential

i.e I have no real evidence of your probable illiteracy. My postulate is based upon your inability to read a post you strive to dismiss. That and the fact you come across a daft cunt
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:33, closed)

You're becoming more incoherent in your frantic attempts to backpedal.
It would probably have been a bit more dignified to simply say "oopsie ... I meant blatant"

postulate postulation
as a daft cunt

But hey ... if you want to dig deeper into your Hole of Internet Fail then I'm quite happy to stand here and shine the Big Torch of Ridicule down onto your sweaty head.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:37, closed)

i fucking hate people who use the word 'oopsie'

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:46, closed)

What's that, Lassie? Somebody has fallen down the Failshaft?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:47, closed)

I fucking hate people that can't post pics successfully on web forums

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:55, closed)

Hahaha.
Wait ... you're not actually joking are you?

Oh you poor poor man.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:06, closed)

Yah! I'm not on your list.
Spimf, where have you been all my life? We could have the secret, knowing look that fleetingly passes between us when we are assaulted by this kind of behaviour and know we aren't arrogant in the slightest. Well done and it just wasn't exhaustive enough.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:56, closed)

Office lols ahoy
I don't agree with them all, but laughed all the same (yes, really!). The best question of the week for some time.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:59, closed)

Mrs Vagabond and I are getting married in Vegas by Elvis in August.
It's going to be fucking brilliant. We've got a stretch limo, chocolate cake, there's going to be 20 of us and we're all going to be dressed to the nines.

I can't fucking wait.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:56, closed)

and as per my list, that is splendid as you are not fat merkins, will be in Vegas and understand the concept of irony
congratulations and good luck
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:06, closed)

Is the racism part of the chip on your shoulder or a bonus flaw in your character?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:18, closed)

i fucking hate people that think merkins are a race

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:27, closed)

So it's just a part of the gigantic chip on your shoulder.
Fair play.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:29, closed)

i fucking hate people who try and gloss over the fact they think merkins constitute as a race as part of a flawed accusation of racism

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:37, closed)

The argument "X is not a race"
is second only to "some of my best friends are X" in the bigots' toolbox.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:38, closed)

I fucking hate people who use algebra when they're being played like a violin

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:41, closed)

and i also fucking hate people who sadly can't continue winding the fuck out of some twat-on-a-forum because they now have a meeing to attend
plenty of time for you to flail about further, i'll be back in a while
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:44, closed)

So what are you ok with then, other than lists?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:07, closed)

i enjoy a well written and humourous QOTW post
of which you have a couple on your profile
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:39, closed)

pierced kids

I saw some chavtastic smack/crack whore getting her 3-4 month old baby girls ears pierced. I seethed at her, quietly from a distance. Then had a go at the chemsist when she took the poor little mite out the shop screaming the place down.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:17, closed)

I scored 40
Bloody hell. I'm more screwed-up than I thought.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:29, closed)