Fucking fucking FUCKING cyclists.
Cunts, all of them.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:12, 8 replies)

some are some arn't...
What really bugs me at the moment are the Boris Bike Brigade...

They don't seem to have used a bicycle for years, and now they are on two wheels, still think they are pedestrians. They assume that the highway code/traffic laws do not apply to them.

So many of the fuckers have gone through red lights almost running me or other pedestrians over down Oxford Street, now, it's unfunny.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:23, closed)

Entirely this.
Except the "some of them aren't" bit.

They are all bastards that think the road laws don't apply to them. Traffic lights, pavements, no cycling signs - cunts all of them.

One of my favourite manouvres is to get to the lights, and then pull up onto the pavement, and cycle across the pedestrian crossing, and then BACK ON TO THE FUCKING ROAD.

ARRRRGH!

I had a spat with one the other day - he was on the pavement. I instructed him he should be riding on the road. He crossed the road and shouted camply, "YEAH?! WELL ... FUCK IT - I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER ... !" the cunt.

I take great joy from watching the coppers bust them as they fly through the lights - one I passed getting a ticket the other day actually said "Oh come on! It's not like it's a REAL crime!"

This after one nearly sparked me for crossing the road in front of him while the green man was lit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:28, closed)

Bollocks, you twat.
Not all cyclists do these things.
( 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 6:42, closed)

Every single one.
All cyclists. They are cunts.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 12:21, closed)

That's not an irrational hatred
Cyclists are just cunts
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:24, closed)

Hahahaha.
Firestarter, twisted firestarter.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:02, closed)

Sorry...
But no.

Take the cunt off a bike, and you'll still have a cunt. To be exact one of the following cunts.

a) An idiot cunt - a true cunt in every sense of the word (hipster fixie riders are the archetype)
b) A stupid cunt - someone who can't be arsed to learn to cycle properly, or just makes it up, usually because no one told them how to cycle properly.
c) A bitter cunt. Who considers bikes a bit shameful and would rather be driving and so takes out all their misery on everyone else.
d) A defensive cunt - usually due to a being in a close scrape from being a stupid cunt, they then do everything they can to 'protect' themselves or take revenge on others for the one of many times they almost got pancaked while undertaking an HGV.

Why are many many cyclists cunts? Because frankly as a country, the UK does not give ENOUGH of a shit about cycling. For most people your love affair with a bike either ends when they get their first car and they then deem their bike to be either childish or a lesser form of transport.

Respect people, respect. Lest you forever be a cunt.
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:07, closed)

Fuck right off, you tedious mongol.

( 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 6:40, closed)