Richard LittleJohn
"How is that irrational hatred?" I hear you say. Normally I'd agree, but the magnitude of my hatred for this invidious shoe-faced cunt is literally astronomical. So much so, that I would declare it is at an irrational level.
The gargantuan amount of hypocrisy that the homophobic racist simpleton spouts is unique in the world of journalism. My body is incapable of producing the volume of splenetic juices that his very being induces and I feel that if I even read through one of his twice-weekly immensely misinformed columns I would probably suffer organ failure.

May bullet ants cascade from his shower fitting.

Bullet ants and raw capsaicin. And asbestos.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 18:49, 13 replies)

Literally astronomical?
Let's fire the shoe-faced cunt into space.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:30, closed)

He'd definitely get off on that though.
The best way to deal with him would be to somehow render him invisible, inaudible and intangible - but still fully conscious, so he'll be constantly trying to make his presence known and completely failing to do so.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:43, closed)

Or you could just bludgeon him to death with a rock.
You could hold an auction for people to have a go. That'd sort the deficit.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 20:24, closed)

No, then he'd become a martyr for the blackshirt press.
How about giving him a degenerative but non-fatal brain condition and keeping him alive as long as physically possible, so most of his life is spent in a long, helpless and deeply undignified decline?

Or even, in the short term, plaster his stupid punchable face and equally awful voice all over every form the media for as long as people can stand him and then for quite a bit longer? He'd quickly become the most hated man in Britain through nobody's fault but his own.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 20:30, closed)

They can go under the rock too.
I could open a quarry and make a mint.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 20:34, closed)

I wish I could click this more than once
but once will have to do. *click*
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 20:20, closed)

Why do people whine about the Daily Mail so much?
It's not cool or edgy you know, it's a middle market high circulation tabloid which forms part of the free press within the United Kingdom. If you don't like it so fucking what, piss off back to the 'Morning Star', if you want some risible journalism that's a fine place to start.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 20:35, closed)

why
Because it deliberately misinforms the readers in order to feed their prejudices, which is wrong.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 21:35, closed)

And of course
No other paper on God's green earth would ever think of doing anything approaching that.

All papers have an agenda, and are bought by people with a similar agenda so they can tut disapprovingly/be made to feel comfortable in their own little world.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 22:09, closed)

Actually
The DM's only agenda is to sell papers..... that's why it panders to its readers' prejudices.

Most people that work there - apart from a handful of editors at the top - couldn't give a fuck for most of the shit it peddles.

They just report the 'news' that way because their readership expects them to, and buys the paper accordingly.

Richard Littlejohn is still a cunt, tho.
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 23:14, closed)

anybody else
Would've been charged with inciting racial hatred.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 1:08, closed)

Which is an offence under the Terrorism Act.
But apparently preaching hatred is OK if you're a white upper-middle class Christian. See also: Melanie Phillips.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:23, closed)

He is proof that God does not exist.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 19:06, closed)