
People who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
Suggested by Smash Monkey
( , Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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...people who aren't Northern occassionally put on a kind of psuedo Northern accent for no reason.
What are you up too tonight?
Ooh! I dornt really norr!
( , Mon 4 Apr 2011, 21:30, 13 replies)

You really need to do the arms-folded shrug too for the full effect.
( , Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:17, closed)

Singing pop songs in a Yorkshire accent is a lot of fun.
( , Mon 4 Apr 2011, 22:03, closed)

In a midlands accent. Or speak a foreign language with that accent.
( , Tue 5 Apr 2011, 1:00, closed)

I speak French with a Midlands accent, it's great. French people have no idea what I'm saying.
Though I've found it's quite close to (and therefore useful for speaking) Dutch.
( , Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:06, closed)

If my wife convinces me to do Singstar (which at once a year is still too fucking often) I used to do everything in a west country accent. Until I realised this to her was comedy ambrosia. So now I just beat her.
( , Wed 6 Apr 2011, 3:41, closed)

It's mudder on t'danceflaur
But tha'd best not kill the grouwve
It's mudder on t'danceflaur
But don't cleg it off wi' t'mouwves
DJ, a'm gonna burn this fuckin' 'ouse rate darn...
( , Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:03, closed)

Blame the Chuckle Brothers
you can't hate her though, she's 5
( , Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:42, closed)
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