Sperm
why can't I have some pleasurable private moments without making such such a mess, what the fuck is it for?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 18:36, 14 replies)

Click
click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, cliiiiiiiiiiiiick.

*Fetches kleenex*

Apologies for brevity.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 18:38, closed)

It doesn't bother me so much when alone.
What frightens me is the ramifications of it escaping when engaging in some fun time.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 18:45, closed)

escaping?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 18:54, closed)

Leaking?
Into the missus...
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 18:55, closed)

Wear
A condom then, you silly arse ;)
( Noo_Noo Is now 'BeerElf Jnr', I guess :), Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:44, closed)

I would, but they're all too small ;-P

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:39, closed)

This post gets a click
Almost purely for the first reply. Although I do hate the MESS that results in a nice session of five-finger shuffling...
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 18:56, closed)

Get yourself a nice...
....post cancer operation case of retrograde ejaculation, that will sort your problem once and for all!!

I do miss the money shots though!!!
(spinks its only kinky the first time, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 19:48, closed)

some people get all the luck

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:47, closed)

retrograde?
It spins the other way?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:39, closed)

the dictionary says...............
Retrograde....(of the order of something) reversed; inverse:

Iin my case retrograde means that my bladder clenching muscle thingy wotsit has nerve damage and my sticky white love piss takes the path of least resistance at the point of orgasm straight into my bladder



have to go pee straight away though or my piss stinks by the morning!!!
(spinks its only kinky the first time, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 22:02, closed)

Wow!
Got the guts to spill the beans, so to speak. Ahem.
Rispek and ting.
Click.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 22:16, closed)

What's it for? Dear Christ.
OK, Ring Of Fire, well ... are you sitting comfortably?

When a man and a lady love each other very much, sometimes they have a "special cudddle" ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:47, closed)

Don't
I had that very chat with my daughter Saturday morning.

I started with her rousing me from my hangover lay in and demanding that we put one of our chicken’s eggs under a lamp to hatch it. Through the need for a boy chicken and an explanation as why making a cardboard one won’t work.

The culmination was her going to the top of the stairs and shouting down to the Lovely Mrs Ring of Fire, “Muuuum Dad wants a cup of tea….and we need some chicken sperm.”
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:04, closed)