
People who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
Suggested by Smash Monkey
( , Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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People who use gel to shape their hair into a big "fin" in the middle of their head. You look like a cockerel, but you're really just a cock.
( , Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:42, 5 replies)

I always thought it looked like a large sweaty lady had sat on their heads for a bit and then stood up slowly while 'clenching'.
( , Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:26, closed)

That's going to make it even harder to look at them without a smirk on my face.
( , Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:49, closed)

Just had a new guy start in the office. Must be mid 40's. Cockerel hair and perma tan, I know the tan's not real because he's Scottish :\. To be fair i'll give him a chance, book and cover and all that but they mostly turn out to be cocks, don't they?
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:42, closed)
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