It's descening into an ex-girlfriend's post
Recent post reminds me that my ex used to get cross when I sneezed. She would tell me to stop it and not do it again.
Same ex ranted at me about how messy our hall was - jumping up and down and pointing at all my shoes which were clogging it up. After an immediate stock take of our hall I was able to reveal to her with glee the score of My Shoes 2 pairs. Her Shoes 7 pairs.
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:48, 9 replies)

2 pairs of shoes on the go at the same time?
GAY
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:04, closed)

Now hold on a minute.
He might have meant 1 pair for work and a pair of trainers.
We can't PROVE he's a gaymo just on what he said.
Just strongly SUSPECT it.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:11, closed)

Yeah I mean for fuck's sake how many feet does a man have?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:11, closed)

Well, I don't like to brag...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:15, closed)

Less than two on average

(ringofyre, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:59, closed)

Let the Quatary Gaydar decide this
Book your tickets now.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:02, closed)

My attempt at self-validation has backfired
I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated area in the hall. A box for shoes, a small bin for umbrellas, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking my shoes.

Apparently my shoe beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just let their shoes lay there in a sticky post use glow until morning? Really?

(I now have 3 pairs of shoes. Is this normal for a man?)
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:06, closed)

bravo!

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:48, closed)

well played!
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:11, closed)