As a cyclist,
I have to concur. The other day I was idly waiting at the lights when my front wheel slipped on a discarded Whopper wrapper, the brake cable snapped and the wheel burst free from its moorings, decapitating a gaggle of nearby pensioners and embedding itself in the unforgiving coldness of the tarmac, spinning with the curse of perpetual cycling motion until it bored down into the very core of the Earth and summoned forth a geyser of lava that vaporised an innocent bystander munching on his croissant on the overpass.
( .Yeti., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:32, 3 replies)

Well at least you reported it.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:37, closed)

I'm reporting it now, anonymously.
At the time I fled the scene on my unicycle, which can be easily manufactured on the spot from all bicycles, as any fule kno.
( .Yeti., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:40, closed)

Unicycles are a leading cause of cancer.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:50, closed)

Good job my balls are clad in a protective sheath of lycra.

( .Yeti., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:52, closed)

hahaha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:04, closed)

I thought this was true at first, then I realised "waiting at the lights"'

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 6:19, closed)