Moon monkey's post about the moon has just reminded me of this...
I spent a couple of hours chatting to a guy last summer over a few beers, due to him being a friend of a friend. The conversation turned to chemtrails, whereupon he spent quite some time telling me what they're *actually* for. Not mind controlling drugs, or fertility inhibitors, or poisons, or anything like that.

No.

Apparently, what's really happening is they're seeding the sky with microscopic particles which will float there and turn the sky into a gigantic cinema screen, onto which will be projected "Whatever they want us to see - the return of Jesus, an alien invasion, whatever they want".

The reason for this is to create a global panic, which will then lead to the announcement of martial law, whereupon the New World Order will arise and lead us all into slavery.

Sounds perfectly rational to me...
( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:26, 16 replies)

ooh that's a good one!
I'll have to remember that next time one of my friends starts blethering on about the bloody things
(teasus likes tea, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:29, closed)

I was genuinely impressed at the breadth and scope of his explanations...

( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:34, closed)

Can't think why anyone would doubt it.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:35, closed)

Why people change it to chemtrail, when CONtrail (CON[trol] GET IT SHEEPLE) is the better
word.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:44, closed)

I think you'll find now that we know the truth* people will start calling them "Particletrails", or "Partrails" for short.







*may not actually know the truth
( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:49, closed)

I would believe conspiracy theorists a lot more if one of them took the time to learn web design well enough to make a page that doesn't look like it was made by some neckbeard nutter in their shed.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:41, closed)

*colour blind* neckbeard nutter

( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:01, closed)

www.timecube.com/
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:23, closed)

^^I clicked on that link^^...

Fuck.ing.hell.

Words fail me, and this is ME we're talking about.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:16, closed)

here's a page trying to make sense of it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:18, closed)

A globe-spanning IMAX sounds great,
up until you realise that now George Lucas can force everyone to watch as he continues to ruin Star Wars for everyone.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:29, closed)

Good old Project Blue Beam
educate-yourself.org/cn/projectbluebeam25jul05.shtml
(wrigglesworth, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:24, closed)