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Freddie Woo says: "I was staying at a youth hostel in Europe and realised you could spy on the female dorm by looking through the keyhole in the adjoining door. So I knelt down, put my eye up to the hole... and saw an eye staring back at me. And I was the one they called a pervert." Tell us your tale of spying shenanigans.

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my first flat in london was a tiny shithole rooftop apartment at the top of long set of stairs that were in perpetual darkness
its one redeeming feaure was a small balcony. I noticed one of my flatmates had taken to having his bowl of cereal standing out on it each morning. This went on for weeks. One day I decided to join him.
Apart from the ubiquitous noisy pigeon sex, the other thing of note was a women in the apartment opposite and down one storey undressing in the bathroom. With the window open.
For the next few weeks and months I had my weetbix standing next to him on the balcony.
Fuck I love pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:40, 11 replies)
Pidgeons? What they then?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:46, closed)
Urban verdmin.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:48, closed)
Hunted by sparrdowhawks?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:49, closed)
And blokes with airgunds

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:42, closed)
that's how you say pigeon in pidgin english

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:50, closed)
Weetbix? Is you from the colonies or sutin?
In London they're called Weetabix.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:52, closed)
And you were so intent on perving you didn't notice all the bird shit falling in your cereal.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:58, closed)
Probably never even noticed that he had any cereal.
Better things were happening
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:12, closed)
Should look after his stomach too.
Man cannot live on masturbation alone.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:15, closed)
There's got to be a way , surely.

(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:26, closed)
Two weeks later, I woke up on a drip :(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:43, closed)
Lucky old dozer, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:07, closed)
Typical homosexual.

(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 23:19, closed)

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