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Freddie Woo says: "I was staying at a youth hostel in Europe and realised you could spy on the female dorm by looking through the keyhole in the adjoining door. So I knelt down, put my eye up to the hole... and saw an eye staring back at me. And I was the one they called a pervert." Tell us your tale of spying shenanigans.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:23)
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how can i get a girl to like me?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:26, 15 replies)
Get plastic surgery to look like me, copy my moves, be as cool as me.
All the girls fancy me - I'm fucking wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:33, closed)
Cover yourself in puppies.
Girls love puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:35, closed)
Hypnotic suggestion +rohypnol

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:45, closed)
Invite her over for dinner,
then let her watch as you slaughter and prepare the goat that the pair of you will be eating. If that doesn't get her wet, then she's probably already dead.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:46, closed)
Kidnap her parents and tell her you'll kill them unless she does what you want.
Guaranteed to get you the girl of your dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:53, closed)
Honda Accord

(Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:03, closed)
Insert yourself
into an elaborately constructed fan fiction piece you wrote for her, based on your favourite cbeebies sci-fi show.

Putty in your hands, guaranteed.
(showman, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:10, closed)
she does, the doveston, she does.
xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:21, closed)
His mum doesn't count.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:22, closed)
doesn't or can't?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:43, closed)
oh boy xxx <3

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:32, closed)
'Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?'

(Eukanuba, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:03, closed)
Why do you care what a woman thinks?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:28, closed)
Change your
repellant personality, and do something about your scruffy appearance.
(username failed moderation, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:40, closed)
You should ask the advice of a messageboard full of crybaby fantasist virgins.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:56, closed)

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