
Freddie Woo says: "I was staying at a youth hostel in Europe and realised you could spy on the female dorm by looking through the keyhole in the adjoining door. So I knelt down, put my eye up to the hole... and saw an eye staring back at me. And I was the one they called a pervert." Tell us your tale of spying shenanigans.
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All the girls fancy me - I'm fucking wonderful.
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then let her watch as you slaughter and prepare the goat that the pair of you will be eating. If that doesn't get her wet, then she's probably already dead.
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Guaranteed to get you the girl of your dreams.
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into an elaborately constructed fan fiction piece you wrote for her, based on your favourite cbeebies sci-fi show.
Putty in your hands, guaranteed.
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repellant personality, and do something about your scruffy appearance.
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