My job: Expectation vs RealityWhen I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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Jealous indeed!I mean it's not like you mention it, much.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:35,
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Ooh! Don't forget the endless pics!Fuck me, if someone served me that I'd shove their head in their fucking pizza oven.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:40,
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this bit was goodi enjoyed this bit:
It'd work better if it was gas fired.
( Amorous Badger a young, virulent 22 year old, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:20, Ignore, closed)
You'd work better if you were gassed.
( Dr. Shambolic like a bastard with a vajazzle, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:31, Ignore, closed)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:46,
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£1,000 and the pizzas look like that!I could do better with a candle and some tinfoil.
Well, it isn't hard to better a fetid dish of roadkill spiked with half an olive.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:05,
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so what we're saying here is that you've posted it more about it in the last two hours than I have in over ten years(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:47,
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There you go again, always with the pizza oven...(
Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:56,
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But......you must admit, that pizza did look like shit.
Or at least, pretty funny.
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I suppose it might look odd to plebs who are used to Iceland/pizza hut crap.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:12,
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