
When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
( , Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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of the customer and also whether your company is of good character. It is not a given that a company is given a CID facility. Note to small/medium/large business people - go with Handelsbanken and then you won't need silly facility agreements.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 16:07, 4 replies)

Company has made it past two years and I assume posted profits for that period. Clients include blue-chip high street retailers, a decent bank could have easily arranged a discounting facility.
Sounds like the OP had his fingers in the till, speccing up sports cars when he should have been making a sound case to the bank to arrange a discounting facility.
Also have struck many a 'time to pay' deal with HMRC to delay PAYE payments - though these days they're nigh on impossible to obtain.
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are ones with a credible FD and truly epic rises in sales.
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no matter how many holes you poke in his poorly googled twaddle, he'll just keep on keeping on
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 16:46, closed)

I'm glad I was sitting down when I read that, otherwise the shock could've made me keel over...
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