My job: Expectation vs Reality
When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
I want some of this action.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:32,
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This to win.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 14 May 2014, 14:05,
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cup ball ball cup just like that ahurrhurrhurr
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:13,
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this wins,
this wins everything
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Wed 14 May 2014, 20:07,
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