Job Interview Disasters
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
Suggested by Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
This is how to do it
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McChinaman banned, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:26,
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'i'?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:23,
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You only worry about the 'i' -as a graphologist I can say without any hesitation that this person
is a slovenly narcissist who was a bed wetter into their early teens. Ideal for being a recruitment consultant.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:24,
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So he got hold of the death certificate how, exactly?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:26,
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From the local register office
https://www.gro.gov.uk/gro/content/certificates/default.asp
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Ghoti Fingers, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:31,
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:O
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:35,
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By breaking into his victim's house again a few weeks later obviously.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 24 Nov 2013, 19:47,
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