
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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( , Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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I posted the above as a joke, a parody, a pisstake of the fact that AB has (I'm not kidding here) posted the pic I mentioned nearly a hundred times on this board.
My point was that considering the nature of the pic (and original post by Alby) and the frequency with which AB posted this pic (not to mention the other links, pics or verbatim text that other posters have posted - again it seems I'm not the only person who finds that a bit creepy and obsessive) - surely this weeks topic was THE FUCKING LEGITIMATE PLACE TO POST THE PIC!.
But no.
Only a few of you seemed to have got that I was taking the piss. A lot of you seemed to get upset with me.
Now.
Considering some of the shit that's been hurled my way by AB alone (let alone any of the other shitflingers) - I make a post criticising and taking the piss out of AB, all the shitflingers (and a couple of others) get all upset. And then proceed to try and bully me. Again.
All I can say is -
"comedy website lol" you sad, sorry bunch. I genuinely hope you all have "internet personas" because if you behave even an iota like you do here in RL.... well, let's hope Darwin was correct and there is some form of natural selection.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 6:21, 2 replies)

casual user would know that.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:03, closed)

he might be able to help this poor cunt before he does himself a mischief.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:09, closed)

historically, when you get to the dissection of internet message board etiquette, you are about 5 minutes away from a massive whining flounce.
maybe just skip to the never-coming-back part?
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:34, closed)
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