Lots of pr0n...
This wasn't me, it was my boss who did something very very wrong...

It was the late 90's and I'd just got a brand new job at a brand new radio station. It was great, the interview with my new boss was a delight with both of us performing Heather Small impersonations half way through the process. He's still a good friend of mine.

So that was good, however he was looking for a female presenter to do the late night show. The idea would be to compete with 'Late Night Love' on the GWR network... it was slow songs and a bit of saucy phone talk about love and relationships. Pretty standard for commercial radio at the time.

He'd explained this to one of the builders (who were building the new studios) and he'd brought him some 'love manuals' or HARDCORE PORN to get ideas from... my boss was startled and squirrelled them away in his desk.

Now, as I knew a few female presenters looking for a new job I gave him a list of names and he called a few in to the studio for an interview. One of them said she couldn't make it at a normal time as she was presenting overnights, could she come in at 8am... he was fine with that.

The night before he and I went out for a swift drink... we broke up at 1am as he had an early start the next day. The interview with my friend.

At 8am in a deserted, half built radio station, a still drunk, beery man had an interview with a young woman.

It already sounds a little "operation Yewtree" but it gets worse.

I found him in his office, ashen faced & I asked what was wrong... he mumbled in a hoarse voice "I showed her so much porn."

He had decided that the best way to illustrate what he DIDN'T want in the late night love show was to show this young woman, who he'd only just met, all of the builders porn... all of it... with a commentary on why it wasn't what he wanted.

He was so mortified he didn't give her the job, and she never really spoke to me again.

ohhh sooo long... ooooh yehhhh.
(rockers74 killed a man in Reno just to watch him die., Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:20, 8 replies)

For the line "I showed her so much porn."
there will be some hefty clickage.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:39, closed)

wow, medialols

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:39, closed)

I'm disgusted
GWR was a terrible radio station

;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 17:08, closed)

He sounds a fucking idiot.
Sorry.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 18:08, closed)

weeellllll....
He was very very hungover... and he still doesn't know why he showed her the porn... he lives with that shame every day.
(rockers74 killed a man in Reno just to watch him die., Wed 27 Nov 2013, 18:12, closed)

When I'm conducting a job inerview I only ever show 'man sucks his own dick' and 'woman wanks off horse'. I'm not some sort of sicko like this bloke.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:37, closed)

I had it the other way around until a colleague pointed out that the woman sucking their cock
was probably photo shopped or they were transgender.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 21:05, closed)

All good things in moderation.
Right?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:02, closed)