KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Live on the BBCWhen I was at school, many years ago, there was a young twat who thought it would be cool to bleach the front of his jet black hair. It was certainly distinctive, and it certainly made an impression, even if he did try to convince us that it happened when he "spilled some peroxide by accident".
One morning in the summer, Peroxide Boy wasn't in school on account of a "dentist's appointment". I'm sure the poor love must have been suffering terribly after such an ordeal because he didn't show up for the rest of the day.
Fortunately for him, the agonising pain didn't stop him from going to the tennis at Wimbledon, and it didn't stop the BBC TV cameraman that day thinking "look at the twat with the bleached hair!". And zooming in.
I always thought it was ironic that the footage made it to the highlights programme that night.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 17:13, 2 replies)
?How do you bleach your hair black? I've always found that you bleach it blonde and dye it black....
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:53, closed)
Read it properly sillyhis hair was black before the twat-bleaching
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:43, closed)
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