KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Karma, dish out your own.A couple of years a go I found out my loving fiancée of 2 and partner of 6 years was fooling about with a lard ass fool at the local bar behind my back.
I hacked her email to discover she had changed a holiday we had booked and I paid for, got the travel agent to change my name for his on the tickets.
When I confronted her she denied everything, even when I showed her the ticket change as proof. I couldn’t believe that the bitch could look me straight in the eye and lie through her teeth without even blinking.
As it was my house I dumped her gear in the driveway while she was at work, changed the locks and as a parting gift I put Immac hair removal cream in her shampoo and pissed in her conditioner.
Come holiday time that I paid for, her and the new fat lad went away on my trip. Now as I hacked her email I was able to reset her EasyJet account password and then was able to change flight details, you can see where this is going. I never changed the outgoing flight but when they arrived at Malaga airport for the return flight they found themselves 24 hours too late.
Turns out the couldn’t get another flight home for 2 days and as it was last minute had to pay £100’s extra for a seat.
On her return she bleated to the cops who came to my house and nicked me. I ended up at the loal cop shop where all the coppers patted me on the back pissing themselves laughing saying that was the best revenge they had ever seen and telling me the bitch deserved it.
All I got from the cops was a caution from a grinning sergeant much to my ex’s dismay. She wanted full prosecution to which the cops told her to look at her own 2-faced actions.
2 months down the line the fat lad grew bored and kicked her out of his place too.
She now lives in a room above the crappy bar she picked him up in where as i now own the 3 bed semi and have a 23yo girlfriend who i know would do anything for me.
Karma....gotta love it.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:31, 3 replies)
fookin genius mate..this has to be one of the best revenge/karma stories I've read. did her hair fall out? I would have taken a dump on her clothes...all of them..and wiped my arse with them too. (is that psychotic?)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:49, closed)
...oh this is gonna get a click simply because i have been through a similar break up... i didnt have the balls to play 'get back'
Karma also never did arrive, but in my minds eye i can imagine me doing what you did to her....
it makes me smile and feel a little less bitter...
edit: thankyou
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:20, closed)
NICE ONE!bitch deserved that
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:48, closed)
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