KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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In light of frankspencers request for more cynicismI heard that Madeline McCann used to kick puppies and deliberately shit herself when her parents wanted to go out.
Karma, eh?
There, cynical and gets in the obligatory maddie joke.
insert length joke here.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:39, 8 replies)
so wrong!.....yet very funny. i'm going to click the 'i like this' button, which morally i know i shouldn't but i believe you should never suppress your feelings. i only hope to god that this doesn't come to bite me in the arse in some way..or you for that matter.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:53, closed)
Maddie deserves all she getsBloody attention seeker. She's probably hiding in a cupboard like kids do.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:00, closed)
I believe in Karmaand I find this funny
so I guess I'm due some kind of retribution now
fucksticks :(
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:10, closed)
Whothe fuck is Madeline McCann?
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:25,
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The McCanns are due someThrough being a pair of utterly inept fuckwits of a degree necessary to allow the loss of a child, they must surely be destined to a lifetime of lost keys, lottery tickets, television remotes etc.
I gather it's already started with the loss of £600,000 from the 'Find Maddie Fund'.
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@FrankspencerRead in the paper yesterday about a 6 year old girl who hid in a suitcase and zipped it shut for a joke and then fell asleep. Police were called and a helicopter scrambled to find her. It was only when a policeman went to the house to speak to the parents did he see the suitcase begin to move and 'bounce' before the girl emerged all bleary eyed. Therefore you may be onto something and she will reappear having won the longest game of hide and seek in the world!!!!!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:43, closed)
@ i have run out of cokegoogle it/her..
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:01, closed)
very very goodi like this lots
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