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This is a question Karma

Sue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."

Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?

Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion

(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Karma's a bitch
I've been lurking for years now, and only recently realised that I've had story for nearly every QOTW so far. So I'm finally IN.

So I left the girlfriend's place early one morning after getting in late and it'd been raining. As I stepped over the gutter I noticed a worm wriggling about in the stream.
Feeling sorry, I lifted it out with a key and carefully put it down on the grass footpath.
As I look up I see a glowing AUD$50 note on the road. I run over and claim my Karmic prize. As I cross the road to my car, I see another worm in the opposite gutter. "What the hell" I think, and lift him to his muddy salvation with his mate. As I turned to go back to the car, something caught my eye. Another $50 note on the road. "Score" thought I, doing a short dance. "This could turn into a very profitable enterprise." I spend the next 10 minutes scouring the gutters for more stray annelids, notes in hand but alas none are found. "Oh well, maybe I've done my Karmic duty for the day and received due reward, fair 'nuff" I think as I open my wallet to store said currency until it can be spent on boiled sweets and soda pop. As I stood there, in the rain, trying to figure out where the two $50 notes I had withdrawn the night before had gone, I'd swear I could hear some kind of ghostly laughing...
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:48, 4 replies)
Hahah!
Bloody hell :D
*clicks*
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:44, closed)
well in a way....
its good. your reward for helping the worms was not losing the money you already had.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:20, closed)
like rimlord said
if you hadn't helped the worms, then you'd have lost the money.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:45, closed)
Hmm
Possibly Rimlord, but I think its entirely unfair and un-Karma like that it should operate in such a manner.

It should reinforce selfless positive behaviour, not steal something and blackmail you into doing its do-gooder will.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:23, closed)

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