Well, Mummy and Daddy have a 'special hug...'
When I was very young, I walked in to the lounge with a very serious look on my face.

"Mummy," said I, my little blue eyes reflecting the mid-morning sunshine "how did I get in your tummy?"

Mum, ever the quick thinker, gave me a reason that only a toddler could find plausible:

"Well, your daddy gave me a seed and I ate it." (Which, being older and wiser, has even grosser implications than I first thought.)

I frowned, the thought I was giving this subject clearly giving me some trouble. Then, a light bulb appeared over my head. I had worked it out!

"Did he give it to you on a lettuce leaf?"

What a lovely child I must have been.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:45, 4 replies)

Aaaaah
Bless!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:47, closed)

Aaaaw
My mum gave me the whole graphic detail.

Put me off sex for many, many years, to Mr Glitter next door's disappointment.

/coat
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:48, closed)

Aw, bless your cotton socks
Schleeeeuurp! and *click*
What a sweetheart.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:57, closed)

My mum
gave me the exact same explanation. she was basically telling the truth...
(jangaaaal shes lost control..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:49, closed)