Train Station Head-crunch
Picture the scene, I'm standing in London Liverpool Street station, looking up at the Board-O-Cancellations (TM) to find out what train I've missed.

The night before I'd been DJing and drinking heavily, so I was left with a filthy absinthe hangover and a large metal box of my precious CDs on my shoulder.

There was at the same time, a bunch of screaming children running about, getting under the feet of harassed commuters and so on.

I felt a massive *crunch*, looked down, and some stupid child had run headlong into the corner of my CD box, and was sprawled on the floor, howling.

I almost felt bad about it, but then remembered that I was standing still, so i guess it's natural selection in action.
( Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:50, 3 replies)

A few of my favourite things
Raindrops and rainbows and bows?

NO.

Stupid kids, especially in stations, causing injury to themselves in humorous ways.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:51, closed)

Good thing the Parents didn't see
From what I've seen, it'd somehow be your fault the kid had run into your stationary form.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:52, closed)

@uberdeity
you're not wrong there, obviously little children are going to run around so it's up to everybody else to be careful so the little darlings won't come to harm.

Bollocks, that'll teach 'em..I'd just laugh at mine if they did that...course they'd get a cuddle after, but I'd still laugh and tell them off for running around like idiots.
(Asharin Stabby stab stab, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:42, closed)