driving
I was visiting my 7 year old goddaughter and I was joining her and her family, inc grandparents, other families etc on a trip. We were all gathered round her dads car getting ready to leave, everyone loading their cars with picnics, children, toys etc and my little GDD jumped in the drivers seat to pretend that she was the driver.

Everyone sort of laughed and i said, "go on, show us all how daddy drives".

She grabs the steering wheel, her face contorts into sudden hatred and anger and she screams "gerroutofthefuckingwayyoufuckingtwatwhycantyoufuckinglookwhereyourefuckinggoingyoustupidcuntwhofuckingtaughtyoutodrivedidyouseethatfuckingidiotcutmeuplikethatillfuckingshowyouyoufuckingidiot"

,and then smiles, and happily kicking her little legs, toots the horn.

Never laughed so much in my life.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 9:07, 3 replies)

Now that's a classic
had me giggling.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 9:09, closed)

A friend
His wife made him stop cursing at other road drivers because whenever his son could see that there was a car in front of them (At about 3 years of age I think) he would start screaming WANKER WANKER WANKER.
(oeb, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 9:52, closed)

I just shat.

*clicks*
(sbx, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:39, closed)