Correct me if I'm wrong...
... but aren't all kids drunk up until the age of about 3?

They vomit, they shit themselves, they can't walk in a straight line (if at all) and are constantly falling over...

I like babies but I couldn't eat a whole one.
( pixxelated mocks you with their monkey pants on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:56, 2 replies)

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I was drunk on several occasions before the age of 3. But I don't think that's what you mean.



(Never did me any harm. I always wanted to be a sclerotic, splenetic shortarse.)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:02, closed)

They only fall over
Because you keep shoving them and kicking them in the head.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:14, closed)