A paedo's wet dream
fuck that sounds wrong....

Anyhoo little girls seem to fall in love with me in an instant. Many family parties/weddings have been spent with a small cousin staring at me from 2 feet away grinning like a mad fool. This is even worse when it's a stranger's daughter.

Big girls do not pay me the slightest bit of attention.

Needless to say I crave the attention of the adult variety.

fucksocks
(Mookystink is living on stolen toast, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 17:42, 2 replies)

Oh dear
I seem to have the same problem. It's like I'm the pied piper or something. Kids (especially girls) just gather around me and adore me. Like you, the adult female variety never want to bloody know!

My theory is that they just want to be around someone they're smarter than. It explains everything in my case!
( betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:02, closed)

What?
Hm, small children adore you and you aren't getting female attention? What's wrong with you man, women love a bloke who is genuinely good with kids. Turn it around dude, turn it around.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:21, closed)