
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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My youngest brother, Just turned 18 now and is a 'Christian' the twucking fat.
Me and him have different dads*, because of this our skin colour is different**, when he was about 6 he came up to me in the kitchen at about 7am and told me something was wrong with him, as his 'poo has gone all runny'.
Did I explain to a 6 year old what diarrhoea was? did I fuck, I told him he was melting!
Act of genius on my part, until about 8pm that same night my mum slapped me in the chops for it.
*is mum a slag?
**his dad was of the wog variety
( , Sat 19 Apr 2008, 2:08, 7 replies)

For example, I am frequently
( , Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:51, closed)
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