This question is rubbish!!!!!
How in the name of arse is anybody going to come up with a series of crap puns when there's only 1 syllable to play with. Couldn't it have been "young adults" or at the very least "children"? But "kids"!! What on earth are we supposed to do with that!!
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 7:35, 4 replies)

kids=flids!
hours of immature fun
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:25, closed)

Perhaps
some goat related japes!
(Toucan - http://www.titmonday.com, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:08, closed)

can't you do something
with "ankle-biter stories"? You don't have to limit yourself to just the title.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:57, closed)

You Could Always
Ask my mate Gary, he always seems to know what to do with kids...

/coat
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:36, closed)