Pea-Roast alert...
My ex-wife's nephew has learning disabilities (or, in the words of his mum and dad, "He's a spaz").

If anyone falls asleep in his presence he walks up to them, pauses for a moment and then shouts "Wake up Jeff!" at the top of his little lungs, which apparently is something he's learnt from The Wiggles.

So anyway, a few years ago, we took him to see Narnia, and at the point where Aslan died, the camera pans back to reveal the prone lion on the stone plinth, the cinema's all quiet apart from the dramatic music, and then it happens...

"WAKE UP JEFF!" at top volume. How we laughed, much to his consternation.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:37, Reply)