So my uncle helped look after a disabled kid...
Good start I know. Anyway, the kid was given the part of the innkeeper in his school's nativity and had one line - "I'm sorry, we have no room". For two weeks he was walking about the house opening doors and saying his line. The kid practiced day in, day out. Every door opened then the line. So finally the big day came. Mary and Joseph approached the inn door and knocked. He opened the door as rehearsed a thousand times, then a bemused look came over his face. Finally he moved to speak. He raised his arm, pointed at Mary and said "You can come in, but you can fuck off." Best nativity ever.
(brain_blessed, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:45, 4 replies)

Priceless!
That child obviously has a future as an improv comic.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:51, closed)

my daughter's nativity
was enlivened by the first inn-keeper saying,

"Aye sure, come away in. I've a wee room at the back you can have."

Took several minutes to restore order.

Sadly, my youngest has now passed the stage of nativity plays, so any future howlers will be relayed second-hand by friends.

*sniff*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:10, closed)

hahahaha
he's going to be that disabled guy who gets all the chicks
( AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:21, closed)

Hasn't
this been doing the rounds as a joke for a while? Heard it a few times now.

Sorry
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:32, closed)