Same Salesman.
.
Knocks on the next house and the door is opened by a 6 year girl.

"Is your mummy in? asks the salesman...

No... She's at the police station

"Then is your daddy in?"

He's in the helicopter

"How about older brothers or sisters?"

They're all on the moors

"This is terrible. Leaving you alone like this. What are they all doing?"

Looking for me...


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:01, 4 replies)

What are the chances
that the same salesmen would be caught up in two such amusing situations in such a short space of time.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:33, closed)

It's
The way I tell 'em.

It would be fairly simple to put together an entire 30 minute sketch with a salesman walking down a street, knocking on doors and, at each door, an old joke.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:45, closed)

What
you mean, hang on a second, I've fallen for one of your tall tales again haven't I.

curses, me and my naivety.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:01, closed)

One of my all-time favourites
along with: How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler!
(Hermioninny, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:01, closed)