Mine new lad is just 3 days old
Nothing to report yet!
(waxdart hello., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, 7 replies)

Congratulations!
Good luck with trying to get some sleep and making warm bottles up at 3am!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:42, closed)

@SPUNKY
You remind me of someone I know.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, closed)

You'll have plenty of stories in time, trust me :)
(and congratumalations!)
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:35, closed)

@BGB
Sorry, I only changed my name for a second because of the unfortunate names thing up there^^^.

Unless I remiind you of someone you actually know...?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:42, closed)

@Waxdart
..Just wait. He's lulling you into a false sense of security. He'll strike soon and with such force you'll be a gibbering wreck for hours.

Of course, after recovering you'll relay the story to ALL your friends who will laugh heartily at it, though secretly cringe.

Congratulations as well, this is the easy bit when all he'll do is sleep and occasionally demand attention.
(HomeWithTheDownies A towering inferno of penisy pleasure, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:09, closed)

congratulations
prepare to become more wrinkly seemingly overnight!
(pogo_it, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:23, closed)

What they said
Learn to sleep standing up.

Realise that you can't make everything sterile.

If anyone offers to help with anything say "Yes Please" very very quickly.

Take a lot of pictures.

Do not run out of: nappies/wipes/calpol/sudacrem/whisky. Everything else is optional.

Congrats and good luck.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:49, closed)