Little shits
Kroney's story below reminds me of a time about 7 or 8 years ago. We were playing football in Raploch (a rather rough estate in Stirling), there were a bunch of mutants aged between about 5-12 standing behind the goal I was in shouting the usual abuse.
Anyhoo, sometime during the second half, one of the little shits comes onto the pitch about 20 yards away from me, pulls down his trousers and proceeds to curl out a turd just by the corner flag. Disbelief soon gave way to hilarity as one of the home team subs yelled,

"Haw, fuck off ya wee bastard", and booted a ball at the youngster, it would have made my day if it had hit him, but unfortunately it narrowly flew by his head.


As for length, probably about 4 or 5 inches before someone pushed it off the pitch with a stick.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:18, 5 replies)

Raploch?
Nothing would surprise me about that place. Our cousin lived there for a while in the 80s and most of the kids roaming around were positively feral.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:31, closed)

wee tuds
Good effort shitting at the corner flag

Mate of mine though went to a party in south Wales where someone shat in the fishtank over the course of the evening.

and it was off the ground and would have needed a step ladder and all sorts

So wish it was me
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:31, closed)

Shitting in a fish tank

is most impressive. How do you pull that off without being caught?
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 8:18, closed)

Calling Raploch
"rather rough" is a bit like saying that Baghdad sees occasional scuffles.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 8:28, closed)

K2k6
You're right in saying that, I have only passed through it at top speed recently. When I last played there 2 or 3 seasons ago, there was a guy lying by the road in his pants shouting at random.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 8:34, closed)