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Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:10)
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A job!
I generally have little time for fuck-trophies. Mrs. Lustfish and I aren't really the parenting types. However, should we ever have a little crotch-fruit of our own, I would be proud to be the kind of parent that my friend Rick is.

He has a daughter, and I visited when she was about six. As I arrived, this cute-as-a-button little girl came running over, and asked "Uncle Lustfish, would you like a gin and tonic?". Why, yes, I would, as it happened.

So off she bounced and made me a damn fine G&T. I thanked her for this, and complimented Rick on his fine parenting skills. He said, "that's nothing - ask her what she's getting for her sixteenth birthday!".

Now, Rick is something of a pervert, so I did ask - but with some trepidation. Nothing could have prepared me for her answer, though.

"A job! So I can pay Daddy back!".
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:25, 7 replies)
fuck-trophies

This has to be one of the finest terms ever.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:41, closed)
Fuck-trophies
Thank you, thank you... :D

(bows)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:54, closed)
Fuck trophies! Brilliant!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 21:03, closed)
Personally
I prefer 'crotch-fruit'
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 21:15, closed)
Catchphrases
I'm gratified that you enjoyed those. For some reason, American parents get all sniffy when I call their little snowflakes by those names. :)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 22:24, closed)
I think
"Irresponsibility Spawn" is fitting for many people's kids too.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:09, closed)
Irresponsibility Spawn
I laughed out loud. Isn't that a gardener?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 8:18, closed)

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